Thursday, October 13, 2005

home...dun feel so well....errr.....ya...dun feel so well...stupid air con at smartlab was killing me....

anyway....after this week its like officially less den 2 weeks to pracs and 3 weeks to Os....n my revision is like nil....OMS....ok....urgency is setting in....panic bottom waiting to be pressed....DUN HOLD BACK!!! NIC TAN!!! DUN HOLD BACK!!!! PRESS PRESS PRESS!!!

yup...urgency for me is defined as

a time when u realli need to shit but not being able to find toilet paper

thinking about it all...crapping is sort of like our exams....toilet paper is sort of like the knowledge and revision we have to do...

i tink of 4 types of ppl
1) those who dun bring toilet paper
2) those who dun bring enuf toilet paper
3) those who bring just enuf toilet paper
4) those who bring extra toilet paper

1) these r the ppl hu r totally not prepared....or cant be bothered....they r the sort of ppl hu couldnt care less even if they shat on their pants....usually....they either panic when the time comes....or they dun even look for the toilet at all

2) these r the ppl hu just do it....but dun do enough....they crap....they clean....in other words...they r half messed and half not messed....so usually....the r the amateur ppl in life....but we dun realli want to be ameteur, dun we?

3) these r the ppl hu have done just enough....they have done enough to succeed....usually its ok....but dun let it be a false sense of security....this puts ur dependence on the amount of crap coming out or in other words...the level of difficulty of ur exam...most of the time....it relys on probability more den assurance ....it can easily fall into the danger of becoming paper number 2...so we r threading on a thin line

4) last person would be the model crapper....dun we all noe....its always better to have extra and left over....wad happens if ur just right is not realli just right....its always important to be prepared....know tht u r going to shit....be well equipped....bring ur toilet paper....the more u have....the better...we should all be like the model crapper

not learn to be full of shit but to be well prepared!

and please if ur shitting u use toilet paper....dun use cardboard....its kinda like...study the right thing....haha....im talking nonsense....o well....must be the medicine....

|cowpoo| 10:02 PM|

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